SAMMICH SON!

Edword play

Travisty

(Pronounced: Nuyvz) ((work doodle))

work doodle

keep your feathers, son

 

After  exhaustive  searching I have  found a piece of art that completely captures  my lifestyle, attitude and essence….enjoy

common as white underwear

some random pics

 

Id love to have this as my drawing table,  drill some holes  in that and you got one hell of  a pen holder

Best  damned pic of me ever

I was searching for Tat  ideas, this is a celtic letter “E”…what the  fuck??? looks like  a weird  1940’s cartoon dog licking its own balls,  awful

Actual Conversations with Eddie O

These  are gonna be new  little  combos of  dialogue and cartoons,  I just like the form of  it and to be honest it is based on a combination of pure laziness and my love  of good , natural, comfy conversation. This is the first one and I’d like to thank the lovely woman that inspired it, you KNOW who you are (son!).

…i had sex with this  guy from NYC last  week,  he was wearing  funny pants

Funny pants? Funny how?

…well, they were jeans with buttons though

Button fly jeans?

…umm no,  just jeans with like  buttons 

What the  fuck  you do  fuck a Keebler Elf??

 

 

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It Came (no pun intended Ron ) From Queens

I am proud to be from Queens, NY. My parents  are Irish immigrants and after apartment dwelling in The Bronx bought their first house in Astoria (my sister was born there, just ONE of the reasons I hate that neighborhood) ..just kidding, kinda…their second house was in Maspeth ( where I currently live and where my brother was born)…and their  third and final house was in Elmhurst where I was born…oh E  is  for Eddie and he was born there, E is for Eddie at St Johns Hospital they slapped  his derriere …..

Anywho, i wanted to do a famous Queens peeps  post because I suffer  from both knowing really odd  facts  AND posting pics of remarkably beautiful women, so take my hand and join me on a Tour De Queens.

Two Disgusting Queens men:

Ron Jeremy…..yiiiiiiiiiish…he is  from Queens, went to Bayside High School and supposedly very well  hung to which I say:  Bwaaaa  haaaa haaaa and smile to myself knowing, if this is true, I can always make a living as an uncut porn star since he sure  has for being “hung”. And I’m alot less hairy , not to brag the hair I do have is both Macho and Angelic  compared to this Wildabeast.  ( i am not even corrupting my computer  finding and pasting a pic  of him on here, i got standards  damn it )

L. Ron Hubbard…writer of Dianetics…creator of Scientology, a “religon” that has levels  of progression and mind awareness and clay tables you lay on depending on your bank account….a total shit of a human being AND someone who lived in a shitty Queens , NY basement “writing” and finding time to avoid  prosecution for selling old ladies swamp land in Florida….all this  from a lovely Queens Basement with a lovely view of the sewer…which he went on to resemble in many ways,  fate i tell ya, fate……..i mean come on, look at this  dude, he looks like some loser Queens  guy standing on Grand Avenue waiting for OTB to open…Hey L. Ron, Tom Cruise  just  texted me he wants a  slice  from Rosa’s

And since I gave you two disgusting male specimens to ponder, here are two lovely Queens , NY products.

Lucy Liu….from Jackson Heights….i once saw her on a talk show saying her and her brothers would go play in abandoned lots and pretend it was the end of the world, Hey Lucy I STILL do that wanta  go get a slice at Gino’s Pizza sometime?? Eh???   She is mad  sexy because she is smart, seems very kind, and has a very impressive balance of film and TV work that most actresses never  get, never mind handle well. Oh and she’s so sexy I came twice just  writing about her.  And here, constant reader is the best damned Youtube clip ever…look at those legs  walking up the stairs…sweet mother of  all thats holy that is perfection…awwww suki suki now!

Zoe  Saldana…..Uhura  is  from Queens!!!!  …officially she is  from Jersey but I am gonna forget that AND thats she is Dominican keep her uncorrupted  to me….I liked her  way before she was Uhura but now that she is I salivate in strange new worlds, I  would boldly go there so fast you’d need a spatula to get me off her….